Isaac, 3

Isaac, concerned about his jeans being unbuttoned: "Mama! My pants are uncoupled!"

Isaac, 3

Isaac: "Is 'God' Jesus' middle name?"

Isaac, 3

Sam had a bad sinus headache and was resting on the couch, Isaac walks up to him, puts one hand on his head and one on his chest and prays: "Pain, leave Papa's body right now in the name of Jesus!"

Hannah, 5

I read to Hannah and Isaac a story of Jesus healing a cripple.  Hannah leaned back and said with a big smile and genuine enthusiasm:  "Oh!  He's so awesome!"